Joke For The Month

Contributed by Joy Sours

The Bible Through the Eyes of Children: Moses

Moses was the next important man. His real name was Charlton Heston. Moses led the Israel lights out of Egypt because of the bad Pharaoh. God sent ten plagues on the Egyptians. Some plagues were mice, frogs, bugs, lice, and no cable.

Every day in the desert, God fed the Israel lights some manicotti. He gave them His "Top Ten" commandments. They were things like don't lie, don't cheat, don't dance, don't smoke, and don't covet your neighbor's stuff (whatever that means). He also told them to humor their fathers and mothers.

YUMC WORDLE