Contributed by Joy Sours
What did God's people say when food fell from Heaven? "Oh man-na!"
What did pirates call Noah's boat? "The arrrrrrk"
Why did Boaz hate lying? "Because he loved truth"
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to Heaven similar? "They all babble"
Why didn't anyone want to fight Goliath? "It seemed like a giant ordeal"
Which king liked to do things on his own? "Solomon"
What kind of car would Jesus drive? "A Christler"
Which nursery song would Jesus have heard the most? "Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Why did Adam and Eve do math every day? "They were told to be fruitful and multiply"
