Contributed by Joy Sours

What did Daniel tell his real estate agent? 

"I'd prefer a house with no den"

Who in the Bible knew the most people? 

Abraham knew a Lot

How did Joseph make his coffee? 

Hebrewed it

What's loved by Noah and also most meat-eaters? 

Ham

Which Bible character was the best musician? 

Samson -- he brought the house down

Which book of the major prophets is the easiest to understand? 

Ezekiel

Which minor prophet is well-known thanks to cookies? 

Famous Amos

What did Adam say to Eve when handing her something to wear? 

"Take it or leaf it"

When someone needed a boat made, what did the people in town say?

"We Noah guy."