Contributed by Joy Sours

What's a miracle that can be done by a complainer? Turning anything into whine.

What size was the lumber that was made to build the ark? 2 x 2 

What's a Christian's favorite card game? Eucharist

How do pastors like their orange juice? With pulpit

When preparing for the Feast of Weeks, what did some disciples wonder? 

"How much is this going to (Pente)cost?"

What types of boats do believers want to go on? Discipleship and Worship

How did Jacob cheer on his grandson?  "You're the Manasseh!"Where was Solomon's Temple located? On the side of his head