Joke For The Month

Contributed by Joy Sours

What was Moses' wife, Zipphora, known as when she'd throw dinner parties? The hostess with the Moses

Why couldn't the Israelites initially enter the Promised Land? It wasn't the Pinky Promised Land

What did David have in common with Hamilton? He wasn't going to throw away his (sling)shot

Why did Boaz hate lying? Because he loved truth

Why didn't anyone want to fight Goliath? It seemed like a giant ordeal

Which king like to do things on his own? Solomon

Who in the Bible knew the most people? Abraham knew a Lot