Contributed by Joy Sours

What did Moses say when he saw people worshipping the golden calf? Holy Cow!

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roaming Catholic

Where is the best place to get an ice cream cone?  Sundae School

What is a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?  Numbers

What time of day was Adam created?  A little before Eve

What type of lights did Noah have on the Ark? Floodlights

Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah? He didn't want to split hairs.

Why did the hawk sit on the church steeple?  It's a bird of pray