Contributed by Joy Sours

Did you hear about the insomniac dyslexic agnostic? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a Dog.

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A young couple invited their pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the pastor asked their son what they were having.

"Goat," the little boy replied.

"Goat? Are you sure?" the pastor asked.

"Yep. I heard Ma and Pa say, 'Might as well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day.'"