Contributed by Joy Sours

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl, and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy-one-get-one-free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free," she said, "So I guess they're both free." She handed me my free lattes and I walked out the door.

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends, when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" One of my other friends looked up at the sky and asked, "Where?"