Contributed by Joy Sours
What did the pastor say to a man with a Twitter addiction? Sorry, I don't follow you.
Why didn't they play cards on the ark? Because Noah was always standing on the deck.
Who do mice pray to? Cheesus.
Why didn't Noah ever go fishing? He only had two worms.
What time of day was Adam created? Just a little before Eve.
What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? Absolutely Ruthless.
